You Know You're a Montanan when...

…Your idea of a traffic jam includes three ponies, a John Deere and an ATV.

…You use the word “scat” as a noun, not a verb.

…You discover that Elk, Lions and Moose do NOT refer to fraternal organizations.

…You can’t find your golf ball among the hailstones.

…"Bootstrapping" is the first thing you do when you get out of bed.

…The words "blizzard" and "wind chill" make you wonder if you should still fire-up the barbecue.

...You hear the word "waders" and immediately think of fly-fishing, not restaurants.

…You spend more money on your horse than on your car.

And NOW we want to hear from you…when do YOU know you are a Montanan???

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