Resolutions for a Camo Queen

By Kristen Berube

Kristen BerubeKristen Berube lives a crazy, laugh-filled life with her outdoorsman husband Remi and their three camo-clad children in Missoula, Montana. A graduate of Montana State University and the Northern Alberta Institute of Technology, she loves being a mom and enjoys hiking, fishing, and camping. “Confessions of a Camo Queen: Living with an Outdoorsman” is her first book.

As I sit here pondering life, while caressing my Christmas gift from the outdoorsman; you know, two new handguns, not one, but TWO; I think about what my New Year’s resolutions will be for the year 2016. I suppose I do have TWO hands but seriously? I guess I should be grateful it wasn’t a couple’s wild hog hunt like he suggests for every other winter holiday. You know then we would have BOTH gotten AR 15’s from “Santa”. I guess I didn’t know “Santa” was a member of the NRA.

So anyways… New Year’s resolutions on living with an outdoorsman.

I pledge to TRY and do the following:

1. I will try to refrain from eye rolling every time the outdoorsman wants to go for a drive…AKA- animal scouting in the guise of a merry little scenic drive.

2. I will get a new credit card in the outdoorsman’s name…with a low limit in an attempt to keep those fuel bills lower.

3. I will try to not murder him when he stomps across my sparkling hardwood floors with muddy, snowy, or bloody boots on.

4. I will attempt to not sprinkle the dirty duck feathers left in the kitchen sink from his cleaning session- on his dinner.

5. I will try to not wash his camo in lavender scented laundry soap when he makes me mad.

6. I will contain my “sighing” to weekends only.

7. I will try to suppress my giggling when he asks me if I like his new camo hunting clothes.

8. I will attempt to encourage his monster bull elk dreams, rather than suggest a trip to Hawaii.

9. I will at least try on the pink camo clothes he buys for me. He really is proud of himself.

10. I won’t hide his favorite duck calls, except if he really deserves it.

I cannot make any promises, but I can promise I will try. In return all I would like is endless foot rubs, chocolates and daily compliments. Maybe if the outdoorsman gives me about a gallon of hot coffee, I will attempt to survive a freezing cold duck hunting extravaganza because I know he is just dying to show me his superior caveman hunting skills. I think he secretly hopes that I will decide freezing to death is FUN and will want to go duck hunting every weekend…Sigh….Oops!! Sighing only on the weekends per resolution #6!

Wish me luck!!

“Confessions of a Camo Queen: Living with an Outdoorsman” is her first book. -

It is available for purchase at Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1560376287/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

 

 

 

Making Photo Memories

By Jenna Caplette

Jenna CapletteJenna Caplette migrated from California to Montana in the early 1970s, first living on the Crow Indian reservation. A Healing Arts Practitioner, she owns Bozeman BodyTalk & Integrative Healthcare. She says, " Health is resiliency, a zest for the journey. It’s about coming awake to the joy of being alive. As a practitioner, its a privilege to facilitate that healing process, to help weave new patterns of health & well-being. “ And by the way, healthier, happier people help create a healthier, happier world.

What is your favorite, most memorable photo from 2015? Which best evokes the year, makes you grin, or brings good moments poignantly alive?

For me, it’s the photo of my daughter on the set for Dead 7 in Butte. She has just met Nick Carter of the BackStreet boys, he’s bending over her, looking down with his vivid, signature smile, his hands on her shoulders as she sits. The best description of her look is deer-in-the headlights. I had spent the entire drive from Bozeman trying to prep her for not meeting any of the stars and within an hour of arriving Chris from N’Sync came to chat with the Zombie-extras. He called Nick over to meet Rose and — that’s the photo.

It’s not a particularly great photo of Rose. She’s too shell-shocked. But it is a photo of a moment when a dream came true — and I got to be part of that! In fact, I helped to make it happen.

I asked some of the staff at F-11 Photographic Supplies about their photo-of-the-year choices. Briana Bell says hers is “one taken OF me, with my phone. It reminds me of time spent with my nephew, breaking the rules a bit and blowing bubbles in the house. We wanted to see what it looked like when a bubble popped and took turns taking photos of each other, trying to capture that moment.”

Briana’s other favorite photo instantly “reminds me of a trip to California, time spent with family and the smell, feel, and sounds of the beach. I was also really happy with the progress I made in my workflow. Taking the photo with the Fuji Xt1, importing it to and editing it on my iPad.”

Brooke Welch couldn’t just choose one either. She captured the moment of her son Desmond's first real smile. She says, “He just looked up at the camera and smiled at me.” The other is, well, her cat. “ She's getting old so I'm trying to make sure I capture as much of her as I can. Who doesn't love tiny kitty toes?”

Kendall Roth made a long exposure of the ocean off the Oregon coast. The water looks dreamy, ethereal. She used a variable neutral density filter, says she’s really happy with how the image turned out; is proud of it. Oh, and going to the Oregon coast for the first time was pretty nifty too. She says the photo reminds her of the sound and smell of the ocean, of how vast and strong it is.

 

Chris Swaim took some sweet shots at Hyalite at night, capturing some shooting stars and a galaxy.

 

Ian Bell chose a photo taken at the same spot exactly 6 years apart from when he took his first Bozeman photo before coming at MSU. This year’s image “represents my 6 years being in Bozo that I can reflect upon.” Apparently that’s a good thing.

 

Maureen Evans celebrated her husband’s Shawn’s 50th birthday. There’s A LOT of candles on his birthday cake. She says, “This photo reminds me of the fun he had that night with his closest friends.”

 

Logan Schaefer shared a photo of his son trying out a tricycle, his face alight with delight. Schaefer used an app called Color Pop to change the photo to black and white and bring the red, white and blue of his shirt and his hat back into the photo. It’s an eye-catching, good moment.

 

The act of looking through the year’s images is a good way to linger in memory, to review your year as you embark on this new one.

 

Do something special with your favorite photos. There’s an impressive variety of options available for photo gifts. We made a pendant of the photo of my daughter and Nick Carter. She wears it, shows it off, tells the story ALOT. For now, it’s one of her most cherished possessions.

 

Marsha Phillips, F-11 Photo co-owner, is starting 2016 by heading out on a photo safari. What’s your commitment to your photography in 2016? What do you want to learn, how do you want to grow as a photographer? What new equipment do you want? While you mull, you might get going on your best photo for 2016. You don’t need a major event, you can start with something as simple as a photo-a-day visual journal.

 

Want more ideas? Join the Glass House Photography Group, Monday, January 25th at 5:45 PM for 365 photo challenges to keep your creative juices flowing. These tips for daily practice help any level of photographers stay motivated about their photographic skills and put an interesting twist on documenting daily life. The group meets at F-11 Photographic Supplies, 16 East Main in Downtown Bozeman. The evening cost is $5. There’s no need to pre-register. Start the new year off with a creative photo project, and the next, and the next. Learn more at f11photo.com.

 

Elk Crossing FYI

elk crossingSome elk have made a habit of crossing Interstate 90, so the Montana Department of Transportation has put up electronic signs to warn drivers. 

Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks officials say the elk herd regularly hangs out in the hills near the highway between Manhattan and Logan.

Montana Highway Patrol says at least two elk have been hit so far this winter, and the Gallatin County Sheriff's Office also reports deputies chasing the animals off the highway.

And, as FWP regional supervisor Sam Sheppard points out, "it's not a good thing to hit an elk going 80 miles per hour."

The electronic signs will be on between 5 p.m. and 8 a.m. DOT spokeswoman Lori Ryan says permanent signs will be installed within the next few weeks.

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