VIDEO: Black Bear Climbs Into Car, Scares the Heck Out of Bro
November 07, 2020
Watching this video is a little like watching a horror movie where someone is walking down a hallway towards something we know they shouldn't approach. You tense up, and maybe even talk to the screen - don't get any closer! But they do, and BAM!
Well, maybe Hollywood ought to option this Youtube video and make it into a feature-length film: imagine the awesome terror of "Bear Sedan" - a ton of steel on the outside, and 400 pounds of sheer ferocity on the inside inside!
In fact, the more you think about it, the harder it gets to believe that they haven't already made "Bear Sedan." Stephen King, the modern master of the macabre, already made a bunch of money off of the story of a savage St. Bernard trying to get into a car, so how about a gory semi-sequel about a California guy trying to get a bear out of a car?
The dialogue could be used exactly as is from the video, because gems like "He's got your Cheezits, man" are too good to pass up. And the moment when the one guy says to the other, "Where'd he go?" and the other says "he's inside the car, dude," recalls some of the sharpest dialogue in recent memory.
In fact, maybe you shouldn't watch the video, it might be too scary for you. Oh, you think you can handle it? Well, alright, but don't say we didn't warn you about the BIG SCARE! Oh, and by the way, it's rated PG-13 for cursing and sheer terror.