In fact, the more you think about it, the harder it gets to believe that they haven't already made "Bear Sedan." Stephen King, the modern master of the macabre, already made a bunch of money off of the story of a savage St. Bernard trying to get into a car, so how about a gory semi-sequel about a California guy trying to get a bear out of a car?
The dialogue could be used exactly as is from the video, because gems like "He's got your Cheezits, man" are too good to pass up. And the moment when the one guy says to the other, "Where'd he go?" and the other says "he's inside the car, dude," recalls some of the sharpest dialogue in recent memory.
In fact, maybe you shouldn't watch the video, it might be too scary for you. Oh, you think you can handle it? Well, alright, but don't say we didn't warn you about the BIG SCARE! Oh, and by the way, it's rated PG-13 for cursing and sheer terror.
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