VIDEO: This Traffic Cone Fixing Bear Can Teach Us All A Lesson
September 23, 2020
It seems that humanity overall could use a civics lesson on how to be a responsible citizen in 2020. But who would have thought it would be a bear who would deliver it?
This Denali grizzly bear is our hero. He could look at that upended traffic cone and think. "it was that way when I got here" or "you know, that's not really my problem." But instead, being a good citizen, the bear carefully fixes the cone upright.
But that's not all. The really amazing moment is when the bear carefully uses his nose to push the cone safely off the roadway and out of harm's way. We've just seen this supposedly unintelligent bear go out of its way to position something just so.
Then the bear walks off without asking for a good job or a gold star!
Which leads us to our big idea. We know that there's not much time left, and we would have to push through two or three constitutional amendments, but could we please have this big furry guy for president?
We just have a few questions. How old is he? Is he the requisite 35 years old? Or is he that age in bear years?
What is his platform regarding picnic baskets? Is he now or has he ever been a friend of the bear who attacked Leonardo Dicaprio in that movie? Could he get us his autograph? Etc.
See the whole video below and remember: a vote for bear is a vote for RAWR!